TMI Tuesday #35

May is Masturbation Month! Go forth and celebrate self love!

1. Can one masturbate too much?

Nope, one can masturbate as much as they need to. Frequent sex and Masturbation is one of many ways to increase a man’s testosterone level. So, go figure…

2. Do you masturbate daily?

There are off days, but yes. As much as I need to.

3. Do you masturbate significantly more than you have sex with another person?

a. Yes

b. No

In my case, yes. The struggles of a long-distance relationship.

4. Can you go one week without masturbating?

a. Yes

b. No

c. Only if I could have sex at least every other day

Only if I could have sex at least every other day, better yet every day!

5. Are you comfortable casually admitting to others that you masturbate?

a. Yes

b. Depends on Who I’m Talking To

c. No

I won’t deny it, but I won’t admit it to everyone. Come to think of it, I’m blatantly admitting it right now.

6. Would you be comfortable performing a masturbation “show” in front of your lover?

a. Yes

b. Maybe, Depends on the Personality of My Lover

c. No

Yes!

7. Have you ever masturbated in a public place? Where? Why?

a. Yes

b. No

No…

Bonus: Would you rather. . .

Never masturbate again?  OR

Have to masturbate five times a day, every day, forever?

Masturbate 5x a day,7 days a week for the rest of my awesome life!!! Like I said, testosterone…

May 28 is Wanker’s Day!

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