On your first night out after the COVID-19 lockdown, you catch a friend making a drunken pass at your significant other. Which of the following most mirrors your feelings or thoughts?
a. Ignore it; they are drunk off their ass.
b. Alcohol is a truth serum, true feelings come out, and this false friend is after my honey.
c. Well, my babe is pretty hot, so I can’t blame them for making a move.
d. After a year of lockdown, people are likely to flirt with a lamp-post. It is no big deal.
e. Hmmm, I wonder if this friend is up for a threesome?
I would go into stages. At first, I would ignore it, they are drunk, and I do not take drunk people seriously. Then, I cannot blame them; I am most likely with someone hot. I am single and ready to mingle, by the way! Then think about a year in quarantine; so, people are likely to flirt.
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Then, I would wonder if this friend is up to a threesome!
True or False. I am so bored with vanilla sex?
Vanilla can be exciting too! I cannot do vanilla all the time, but it can be exciting. I love vanilla as much as I love the kinky stuff. I do not do well doing the same thing over and over. I am not the type to get bored quickly but I need variety now and then.
Is it unreasonable to hope for mind-blowing sex when you have been together for several years?
Not at all. I mean, why would it be unreasonable? Is it not why we have sex in the first place? I am aware that some people view sex as sacred and, I am not taking that away. But to call hoping to get your mind blown by sex unreasonable is preposterous. Why have sex if you do not plan on enjoying it? I do not get it; we are a species just like any other species. We mate to increase the herd, and we are lucky enough to enjoy it. Why is that unreasonable?
Name two things that could doom your current romantic relationship?
I do not want to deal with someone who is manipulative and has no consideration for my daughter. I have enough of that, and I would run away as far as I can when I notice a red flag. I do not see that sort of relationship working out for me; I cannot see its worth.
A local sex educator is holding orgasm classes–as in how to give an orgasm. Would you sign up to be a student or be the demonstration model?
Where do I sign up? Being a model would be great, but I would not mind being a student to learn a thing or two. Always allow yourself to be teachable. Listen as much as you can, and learn as much as possible. Who knows, you might learn a thing or two that you did not know before. As for orgasms, who would not fancy learning that?
Bonus: May 18 is World No Dirty Dishes Day. How will you celebrate?
Happy World No Dirty Dishes Day, then! Let me celebrate by throwing the dirty dishes out the window! I am just Kidding! Well, let me clear out the sink for you.
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