Would you rather go on holidays to the beach with no bathers or in the mountains with no jacket?
Go on a holiday to the beach with no bathers. I do not mind being out of place, even if that means wearing a tux on a beach. But I do mind getting cold because I forgot to bring my jacket. My ego is not that fragile that I could get over ridicule; I could even turn that situation into a charming one.
Would you rather not be able to eat chocolate for a year or have to eat your least favorite vegetable every day for a month?
Eat my least favorite vegetables every day for a month. I am not much into sweets, but I do love chocolate, especially a Snicker bar. I am not much for self-indulgence, but It would be too much self-deprivation if I take that away. The stuff we dislike is often the stuff that we need. Who knows, perhaps okra would be beneficial for me.
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Would you rather only be able to have sex for five-minute increments on any given day for a year or only be able to have sex for five-hour increments the rest of your life?
As much as I love sex, I choose five-minute on any given day of one year. I love sex, but there are more pressing matters that need my attention. Five hours is too much to allot for sex – give me at least two hours a day, and I would be surely delighted with that. I am at an age where I try to lessen my demands. I hate myself whenever I ask somebody for their time.
Would you rather not be allowed to touch your partner’s genitals except with your own or have the reverse applied to them?
I love the feeling of someone touching me, but I have to go with being able to feel a partner. I experience life and sex through my senses. I love to see, hear, taste, smell, and feel the world as well as sex. I am proactive when it comes to experience; I try to take much of what life has to offer and ask for less.
Would you rather go on a hike barefooted or spend the day at a water park fully clothed?
Much like question #1, the worst thing that could happen to me at a water park fully clothed is getting ridiculed. I am not much of an egoistic prick to not get over that. If the condition is favorable, I could even turn the shame into something enjoyable. Going on a hike barefooted is a different story, plus I love shoes – so go figure!
Bonus: Would you rather receive an alert every time your parents have sex or have your kids alerted every time YOU have sex?
This one is tough. Alert me every time my parents have sex. I am at an age where I have a much greater judgment of sex. People have needs, and my parents are no exception. Growing up, we have this tendency to put our parents up on a pedestal. That causes our disheartenment whenever they fail our expectations. I get it; they are not absolute- they make mistakes, sometimes get scared. If you are unlucky enough, you get an asshole for a parent. You cannot choose your parents, but you can always choose how to live your life. Accept that they are as much as you; they have their preferences and vices. They also run around naked and be freaky once in a while.
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