Fill in the blank. If _____ were bigger, I would like it.
Bewbs!!! I love big bewbs! I love women with nice curves in the right places. I don’t even know why. Almost all my exes have ample bosoms. I tried asking myself why but I can’t seem to find the reason why I am attracted to such women. I love them with a little bit of meat off their bones.
Fill in the blank. Oh, baby that feels good. Will you _____ my _____ ?
Will you grab my gluteus maximus! Funny story, I love getting massages. There was this particular spa that I enjoy visiting with an ex. After one of our weekly massages, I told my ex how great the masseuse is. I told her how nice it feels when she’s working on my “glutes” (yes, that is the term I used because I was professional about it). She was a bit curious so she asked me to show it according to how it felt. So I showed her. Then she told me “The masseuse isn’t massaging your glutes, she’s grabbing your ass!”. Followed by “I should know, that’s how I grab em!”. So, boys, never skip leg days, and don’t forget to do your squats. #bunsofsteel
But before I answer the next question, I’d like to ask a bit of your time to read this little fundraiser that I’m doing. To make this short, we’re about to lose our house in three months if we can’t come up with 1.5 million pesos. I know times are tough on everyone right now, but if you could help us, I would appreciate it for the rest of my life. I’m not expecting to get the entire amount out of donations but I can’t say that we, as a family, could do it alone. So, if you could find it in your heart to help me out, please, any amount would be appreciated. Click here for more details.
With that said, I’d like to thank the following friends for their support:
- Summerhill Lane
- Russell De Castro
- Penny Berry and Captain Quinn
- Anna Vill Garcia
- Joey Banaria
- Michael Orseo
- Neil Convento
- Bee Halton
- Phutie Tallada and Cherms Mantes
- Marco Banaria
- Mikki Bih0n
- Jiorgio Alvarez
- Sally Pamintuan
- Matt Smythe
- Mrs Wayfarer
- Robby Banez
- Nino and Diana Cassidy
- Susi Bocks
- Arcadio Rivera
Again, thank you for your support. Mahal ko kayung lahat, maraming salamat!
Oh, and don’t forget to like and subscribe! Cheers!
If you could have a week of the best sex ever in human history but you had to have a fish head as your head for the rest of your life, after that week, would you do it? (This question was previously submitted by a TMI Tuesday blogger)
I remember answering this one before, and my answer is still the same, I’d rather not have it. I always pride myself as a man who deals with the cards he has been dealt with, but a fish head is too much. You can’t even dress your way with a fish head. Not even the most pleasant of perfume or the most well-cut suit could ever hide the fact that you have a fish head.
What part of your body do you consider the most unusual that you enjoy being stimulated?
My face and my back. I’m not the most handsome man in the world but when someone cups my face, I always feel like I am. There’s something nice about it. I also love it when a woman hugs me from behind. Something is comforting in feeling the warmth of some off my back. Another thing I like is when a woman is so close, she could smell what fragrance I am wearing. I like it when I can feel their breath on my neck and my chest. This is why I love perfumes and I wouldn’t be caught dead without wearing one.
What is the most desperate thing you have done for sex?
Not for sex but rather with sex. Remember the ex on question #2, she asked me to hook up 3 times after breaking up. Of course, I agree, this is sex we are talking about plus I wanted to get back with her. But the 3rd and last one, it left a bitter aftertaste. Being a booty call is nice, but is that all there is to me and my relationships? My self-esteem took a hit, to be honest. After that, I stopped texting her.
Bonus: If it were legal in your country/community to visit a “sex box” would you?
If it’s legal, consensual, safe and I can afford it, why the hell not.
Wanna play? Check out the TMI Tuesday Blog here.
Follow us on Social Media!
Facebook @ https://www.facebook.com/MrABlogger
Twitter @ https://twitter.com/mrablogger
Instagram @ https://www.instagram.com/thebarbariangentleman
Tumblr @ https://mrablogger.tumblr.com/
Check out my Affiliate Links