Hey, how are you? I hope this TMI Tuesday finds you well.
- Would you rather get a spanking in front of your family or do a striptease at your workplace?
Striptease at the workplace, I currently work at home. But If ever I’m back at an office environment, then….
- You are a sexy _____ .
Beast, I am a sexy beast. As well as a sexy dad, sexy cook, sexy writer, sexy is a mindset.
- Hey baby tonight _____ me.
“Hey, baby. Tonight, sing and dance with me while I undress you.”
- Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button on your life?
Pause button. Imagine, a simple press of a button would allow you to come up with the best possible course of action in any given situation. Or having the ability to savor wonderful moments at your disposal. That is some insane superhero level kind of stuff, and I would consider moonlighting as one.
- Would you rather have noisy sex neighbors or nosy neighbors?
Despite my candidness in my writings, I am pretty much a very private person and I value my privacy very much. So, if I must choose, I would pick noisy sex neighbors. I could always drown out the noise with the sound of my own fucking.
Bonus: Would you rather mentally or physically never age? Why?
Never age physically, having the wisdom that comes with age while maintaining physical peak sounds great. Having a physical body that allows me to train to lift boulders and fight. Or having the body that allows me to do even the most menial of chores. Plus, sex is always great when you are young and healthy. Imagine the hormones raging while having the mental capacity of a mature person. Definitely a win-win for me at least.
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